
rather then chucking his mess on the pic.
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Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:46,
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I've been to a couple of bashes recently and I tend to get, 'So you're Fluffy elepants, I always thought you were a bloke.'
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Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:56,
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or you get people trying to chat you up.
i'm really a 6 foot blonde stunner with an inflatable chest, but i keep that to myself.
;)
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Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:06,
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i'm really a 6 foot blonde stunner with an inflatable chest, but i keep that to myself.
;)

because of the terrible cycle accident you had when you were younger and the constant and unexplained smell of clams that follows you around.
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Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:16,
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'till I decided that I wasn't going to be eaten alive by you all.
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Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:11,
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