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# i'm jealous of only a few freakish qualities.
fatlippedness is not one of them. fatlips are just gross, like used toothbrushes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)
# its ace
I can kiss my entire mrs face in one go.
She bloody loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)
# she's just humouring you.
she secretly plots selling your head to the butcher down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# LIES!!
She loves it, I got the kidney punch bruises and scratches on the sides of my face to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 1:56, archived)
# she's already promised me your skull.
i'm giving her a bag of ginger cookies and an alice donut cd for it, as long as she has the lips removed first.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 2:08, archived)