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# I met her tonight
she thought she could dance in a crowded room despite having an arse that extended out further than her elbows (held akimbo). Standing behind her was also like having my own personal, human space heater.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:12, archived)
# Ah, she's cute.
 
Might be cuter if she had a neck, but still..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:18, archived)
# I'm sure she has rolls of them.
Necks that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:26, archived)
# I don't care how fat you are
I just might not like standing near you in concerts
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:31, archived)
# Might cushion your fall when crowd-surfing, though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:33, archived)
# What bugs me at gigs
 
is the guys who for some reason seem to think the cool thing to do is not wash for a couple of weeks beforehand.

Stankass crusty motherfuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:42, archived)
# Hand-held Tazer
aka common cattle prod.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:47, archived)
# A simple shiv in the toilets works wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:47, archived)
# Reminds me of the sea of spastic human flesh I was a part of at a Lightning Bolt concert
the smell and the heat were incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:52, archived)
# I saw Lightning Bolt
play in an empty room once. It was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:13, archived)