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# Neccessity is the mother of invention
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(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:18, archived)
# hahahahahah
is there one for naughty significant others too ?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Ooooh, oooh...
...and kids too. The little bastards broke two Christmas globes all over the floor tonight. Little shards of glass everywhere.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:24, archived)
# They are multi-purpose units
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:31, archived)
# No, yes, yes, yes.
Do I still need one then?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:23, archived)
# Absofuckinlutely
everybody needs one!

edit: what's doing the chewing, digging and attacking?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:29, archived)
# Why myself of course.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:06, archived)
# You're just gonna have to lock
yourself up and throw away the key
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:11, archived)
# FUCKING DOG.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:30, archived)
# Are you?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:34, archived)
# yikes.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 6:42, archived)
# I thought
Frank Zappa was the mother of invention?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:08, archived)
# His bands were all mothers of invention

he was the daddy...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:10, archived)
# Oh, right
so he was a pedo then?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:11, archived)
# You're cruising for a bruising, my good man.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:15, archived)
# ha ha!
b3ta is the only possible place that could be taken almost as a compliment, in that context
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:22, archived)
# You're yearning for a burning..
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:25, archived)
# YOU'RE ACHING FOR A BREAKING
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:32, archived)
# TARZAN THE RAPEMAN.
 
/Foetus
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:40, archived)
# hahaah.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:49, archived)
# "Don't Hide It, Provide It"
 
..I think I lost my copy of Thaw, have to have a nose around when I get home.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:59, archived)