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# for two?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# If you want, but no kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# That's not fair.
You just don't like to watch them kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# It upsets me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Yes.
I told them. I said, "You're both meant to use your mouth. That's not hygienic." I did.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# *confused*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Up until the bird interjected I was making a hooker joke
I don't know where he's taking it now but I kind of like the ambiguity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Well
you'd said you'll entertain two people for under a fiver, but no kissing. I assumed that it was kissing each other that you objected to. But what do I know?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Lots of hookers say 'I'll do what you like, but no kissing'
as in kissing of the punter by the lady of the night.

Actually, it's better that you didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# I'd never pay for sex.
Though I might barter.


I have an unopened tin of Tetley 'Dreamy Green' tea (25 bags). Any girls want to swap that for an anal fun?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# is it green tea?
or is it just green in colour?

Expand on the tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# A gently revitalising
light green tea. The can has a foil seal.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# The manwife might
he likes green tea. Personally I think it tastes of bleurgh.

I like yorkshire tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# That's why it's unopened.


I like Darjeeling. Especially with scones.

Right. I'm off out t' pub. Hold the fort for me, would you?

Ta ta.

xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Luf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# The bastards.
Ignoring you like that. IGNORE MY LITTLE WHEELIE WILL YOU?!

*storms off to gather equipment*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6614051
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# :D
Hehehe.

Like a fox!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Er,
www.b3ta.com/board/6613460
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Yup.
We're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)