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[challenge entry] ...makes politics more fun :)

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(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# 7.4
edit* - longest thread ever started by just a number?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# twenty to eight?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# £4.53
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# for two?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# If you want, but no kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# That's not fair.
You just don't like to watch them kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# It upsets me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Yes.
I told them. I said, "You're both meant to use your mouth. That's not hygienic." I did.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# *confused*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Up until the bird interjected I was making a hooker joke
I don't know where he's taking it now but I kind of like the ambiguity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Well
you'd said you'll entertain two people for under a fiver, but no kissing. I assumed that it was kissing each other that you objected to. But what do I know?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Lots of hookers say 'I'll do what you like, but no kissing'
as in kissing of the punter by the lady of the night.

Actually, it's better that you didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# I'd never pay for sex.
Though I might barter.


I have an unopened tin of Tetley 'Dreamy Green' tea (25 bags). Any girls want to swap that for an anal fun?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# is it green tea?
or is it just green in colour?

Expand on the tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# A gently revitalising
light green tea. The can has a foil seal.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# The manwife might
he likes green tea. Personally I think it tastes of bleurgh.

I like yorkshire tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# That's why it's unopened.


I like Darjeeling. Especially with scones.

Right. I'm off out t' pub. Hold the fort for me, would you?

Ta ta.

xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Luf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# The bastards.
Ignoring you like that. IGNORE MY LITTLE WHEELIE WILL YOU?!

*storms off to gather equipment*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6614051
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# :D
Hehehe.

Like a fox!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Er,
www.b3ta.com/board/6613460
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Yup.
We're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# 6.9
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Is that a mutual oral quickie?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# yes. the dot is to ensure one of us wears protection
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# that's
global wettening
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# I think it's safe to say
that b3ta has set the record for Most Underwater George Bush Pics in a 24-Hour Span
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# The previous record was 1 though.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# And yet he still hasn't drowned...
...the man upstairs clearly isn't listening
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# he has gill implants
manufactured by Halliburton
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# ahhhhh...pissflaps!
only just looked back through. :(

wouldnt mind but i did that last night and only just posted it.

Arse biscuits! Back to the drawing board.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# yours is the best, though
because you added fish
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# bless ya.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# wooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# that is
absolutely awsome!!
have you entered it into the compo?

/skanky part-timer blog
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# hahahahahahah
still needs the second ripple modifier ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Awooga! Awooga!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I can sell you one.
Fifty quid and half a spatula of brain dust?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I've got plenty here
with waves, vortexes, motors, gravity, displacements, wind, drag to boot.
I think I'm covered ta.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# balls to that
I fugged up the penguins as it is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I think they have a nice waddle :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# W/Y/H!
this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# you did see the original down there that I blatantly edited, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
#
you clever bastard


hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# bloody brilliant
W.Y.H
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# that's cracking!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)