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# *BUM RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# *bleeds profusely from the anus*
*spaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# you got aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# It's only hamster aids though
brought on by raping hamsters, funnily enough.

Apparently the only symptom is that it makes your hair less ginger, and makes your cock quadruple in size.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# then why hasn't that happened to me?
I'm ginger as fuck, and my cock is so withered and small that I thought it was a pube 'til I pissed out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# You've obviously raped a guinea pig with AIDS by mistake
Guinea pig AIDS has the opposite effect to hamster AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# God I hope I make the board stats
so that can be my random quote
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# my current randome quote is "hahaa!"
which is a bit pap really. Especially considering I fucked up the spelling of 'haha'.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# the other week mine was
"I failed a job interview at McDonalds"

I was not amused
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha
It was funnier before you edited and corrected the spelling mistake.

It kind of explained things.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# :¬(
I didn't get the job because I laughed when the woman said "We don't employ people with facial hair"
and I could see whiskers sticking out of her chin
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
I worked there for a year while i was at college. One of the most degrading experiences of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha scoper!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# sonofabitch
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# WHAT A MISTYKA TO MYKA!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# knullstrumpo!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# WTFXLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)