I wascalled an onanist once. I had to go and look it up and...they were right!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:54,
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doesn't have the same effect though really..."Oi, cut that out you onanist!"
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05,
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