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# It's the slippery slope...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *photoshops a vietnamese soldier wearing moccasins*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Oh micto, I love you so much I want to be a boy so it'd be easier to rub my genitals on the underside of my desk when you're around.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# yeah me too
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# hahahah
i love you too
you big mental
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# *bows*
I realised whilst climbing on the manwife day before yesterday that I'm getting really good at my toad impression.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
#
my desk your bumcheeks
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# i would consider it an honour
to be bummed by captain wow
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# *owns a strap on*
*raises an eyebrow*


One ticket to land of the Gingers please, mr ticket person!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# only iof i get to reciprocate, mind!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Pfft, I'd never be allowed.
And the manwife'd kill thee.

I shall settle for loving your bum from afar.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Blimey
You must have one bloody long strap on!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# It's like a people skewer.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I bet you do as well, don't you?
=)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Yep.
Although I think it's still back at my parents house.

The belt definitely is.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Something seems
very wrong with that.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# There are cupboards they can't gain access to to this day.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Or so they have you believe
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# That scene from "The Acid House" is in my mind now.
When he turns into a fly, and his Mum's doing his Dad and ranting about Madonna =)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# what colour is it?
I have no idea why I asked that
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Bet it's
Magenta
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# The belt's black leather
but it fits any strap on dildo.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)