next time
shout 'tut tut baldy nut' while slapping the top of your head.*
*this would only really be funny if your wife was bald. and if she was bald and you did that, you would probably die. so on second thoughts, better not.
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Spoon,
Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:15,
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a few probs there
1) Mrs Flan is not actually me wife, we is engagged tho
2) She has a full head of ginger hair
3) She's Irish
4) She'd pull my spleen out and jump on it
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FlanFlinger 🥧,
Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:18,
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