
was on the fone to me ol mum when that came up
she asked what i was sniggering at, when I told her all I got was a sigh
wooo for mums that aren't as hatstand as thier offspring
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:03,
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she asked what i was sniggering at, when I told her all I got was a sigh
wooo for mums that aren't as hatstand as thier offspring

I remember telling my mum that I was busy trying to photoshop a kitten on to a motorbike. I think she thought I was joking!
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:05,
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masterpieces to Mrs Flan, all she does is roll her eyes and tut
then I usually shout "Tuts oooot"
then she hits me
what bliss :o)
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:09,
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then I usually shout "Tuts oooot"
then she hits me
what bliss :o)

shout 'tut tut baldy nut' while slapping the top of your head.*
*this would only really be funny if your wife was bald. and if she was bald and you did that, you would probably die. so on second thoughts, better not.
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:15,
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*this would only really be funny if your wife was bald. and if she was bald and you did that, you would probably die. so on second thoughts, better not.

1) Mrs Flan is not actually me wife, we is engagged tho
2) She has a full head of ginger hair
3) She's Irish
4) She'd pull my spleen out and jump on it
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:18,
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2) She has a full head of ginger hair
3) She's Irish
4) She'd pull my spleen out and jump on it

Dancing to "Danger, High Voltage"
And she was very proud. :)
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:19,
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And she was very proud. :)

but only as a linky 'cos it's a bit too big for the board. :)
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:26,
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Tybalt might try it on but I don't think Mr Sinclair would be having any.
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:37,
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she gave birth to you after all
skips off whistling
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Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:22,
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skips off whistling