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# Systems (integration) engineer.
Although (as you can probably see) I don't actually do any work. No, you don't need qualifications, but you won't get the job without experience.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I have loads of experience.
Not necessarily in that field, but still, loads.


You'd be earning 25.75 grand per year MORE than me.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Unless I don't bother accepting,
in which case I'll be earning 25.75 grand per year LESS than you.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# That would involve you giving money away.
Which is fine, as long as it's to me.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Okays.
What do I get in return?

I'm not from Ipswich, so it could be sex and you'd be stabby-murder safe, 100% guaranteed.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Roast dinners and your socks darned for life.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I get that already.


Pah.


I'm off to do a Christmas shop. If The Neville's on whilst I'm away, tell him he owes me a "You've handed your notice in" card.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I'm off myself in a few minutes
but if I see him...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)