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# The Ipswich Ripper
Tom Stephens has been arrested on suspicion of the murder of five women in Ipswich and is being held in 'custardy' in an unnamed Suffolk police station.

(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# his myspace got a little smaller
nice cage btw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Oh God.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Did I hear
my name mentioned? He's not being held anywhere near me!
(custardy, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# just a little tip:
if you're going to post on b3ta, read b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I can see how much effort you've put into that.
I'm so impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# aw - its a mbu puffer!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Aw! Fishy!
and birdy!

I'm ok my lovely!

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Okay.
A little bit annoyed.

I handed in my notice on Friday, and my colleague then told me that he wanted me to stay, and that if I asked for £40,000 p/a I'd get it.
So now I'm stuck between staying and leaving. Also, that wasn't an official offer, so I'm not sure about the veracity of the statement. It's all arseburgers.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# What do you do?
I'll do your job for £40K. Do you need qualifications?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Systems (integration) engineer.
Although (as you can probably see) I don't actually do any work. No, you don't need qualifications, but you won't get the job without experience.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I have loads of experience.
Not necessarily in that field, but still, loads.


You'd be earning 25.75 grand per year MORE than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Unless I don't bother accepting,
in which case I'll be earning 25.75 grand per year LESS than you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# That would involve you giving money away.
Which is fine, as long as it's to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Okays.
What do I get in return?

I'm not from Ipswich, so it could be sex and you'd be stabby-murder safe, 100% guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Roast dinners and your socks darned for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I get that already.


Pah.


I'm off to do a Christmas shop. If The Neville's on whilst I'm away, tell him he owes me a "You've handed your notice in" card.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I'm off myself in a few minutes
but if I see him...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I'll offer you £45,000 to leave*



*I wont*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# that happenned to my mate,
he just said, why didn't you pay me that befor I offered to leave, and left anyway. ask for £50k and backdated for a year... see what happens then..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I might.
I might well do that.

I'd certainly ask for a month off anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# thats a good idea..
give you chance to see if you could manage going solo too.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Hurrah!


I really like these.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# I know
I was going to use the straight line tool but i felt too lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Look Out! Sarcasm Alert!!!
The Cap'n is on FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# No I'm not.
You liar.

You fucking lying bastard. I'm not even slightly aflame. Are you trying to panic my fans?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# *gets extinguisher out*
*uses it anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Sorry Cap'n :(
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
#
fans erm, something funny*

*i'm not well today
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# SEXUAL DISEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I WISH
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# have I missed something again?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# a whale killed John Peel in Ipswich with a Pope
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Whilst paddling in the Thames.... I think.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# with sexy results!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# what else could be the outcome?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Ok then,
Expect even fewer episodes of Arsonist Sam
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)