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# Good old Joel!
I should thank him & Jacqui for sending me a cuddly viking kitten.
(, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# He never sent ME a cuddly viking kitten!
/sulk
(, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I won a competition about a month ago.
You had to say what you would do if you were Joel for a day, there were 4 winners.

Somebody said they would fuck the queens gaping anus, another said they would treat Mrs Veitch to 8 seconds of love (but just once), and I said I would kill every cunt who had ever crossed me in a glorious day of vengeance.

I wasnt being funny though.
(, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Can I have YOUR cuddly viking kitten?

*fires up chainsaw*
(, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Gulp...sure...meet me at the abandoned spooky roller disco
for the exchange.
(, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)