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[challenge entry] Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thrush

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From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Lol
I want a pair of those.
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Do you remember that Madonna song?

"Erotic, Erotic, Put your hands all over Bill Oddie"

I was always surprised she knew who he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# someone did a lovely animation of it on here not that long ago
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Darn, I miss all the good stuff*



*not really, i'm always on B3ta 9-5
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# I'd like to see that
but am far too lazy to check the glassco.cx index.

Ah, the pain of it all.

In other news I went for a 10-mile walk t'other day (as the beginnings of preparation for a much larger walk). 5 miles from the car in the middle of a field of mud in god forsaken fog-shrouded countryside the soles of both my boots came off. The remaining 5 miles walking essentially in my socks were surprisingly not that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Shoes are a money making con,
it's a well known fact.
Carefully maintained by the illuminati of Dr Scholl, Clarks and the mysterious "Puppies of Hush"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Joel Veitch
www.rathergood.com/bill/

Edit: T'was a looooooong time ago though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Good old Joel!
I should thank him & Jacqui for sending me a cuddly viking kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# He never sent ME a cuddly viking kitten!
/sulk
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I won a competition about a month ago.
You had to say what you would do if you were Joel for a day, there were 4 winners.

Somebody said they would fuck the queens gaping anus, another said they would treat Mrs Veitch to 8 seconds of love (but just once), and I said I would kill every cunt who had ever crossed me in a glorious day of vengeance.

I wasnt being funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Can I have YOUR cuddly viking kitten?

*fires up chainsaw*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Gulp...sure...meet me at the abandoned spooky roller disco
for the exchange.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thrush
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# When I read "click for binocularised version" I was expecting this.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# I was going to, but thought best to leave it legible :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I love Bill Oddie
And if someone with actual energy camapigned for his face to be on all £20 notes, I'd give them my signature and a small donation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I liked him immensely until recently
he's gone a weird and arrogant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Really?
Oh that's a shame.

:-( Way to ring in my new year, Toast. I'm going to be depressed throughout '07 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Just stick on the Goodies DVDs and all happiness is restored.
You don't have to change your opinion of someone just because someone else has said something my dear. :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# *blank expression*
Screen....tells.....truth....

Must....worship.....screen....

Beware...Ashton....Kutcher.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# What about Billy Connolly on a £1 note?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# More than a pound, surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Heh
Bill Oddie, Bill oddie, put your hands all over my body
/Madonna singing Erotica blog
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
I take it people are ignoring the 'obituary' part of the contest now
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)