Shame you'll never get her.
they're more impressionable with older guys when they're illegal
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:28,
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Then I just have to use my best chatup lines...
like, "Excuse me, does my hanky smell of chloroform to you?"
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scratchresistor is your mum...,
Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:29,
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