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[challenge entry] If cartoons were real?
We'd see a fuckload of this:

From the Real-life Cartoons challenge. See all 537 entries (closed)

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:21, archived)
# The Powerpuff girls will never turn 18
They'll always maintain that underage flavor.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Damn
Really? In which case they're just little teases, and deserve what's coming to them.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)
# It says Emma Watson on the tab
What've you been looking at, eh?
(Sun King ga ga ga ga ga, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I think that was shopped too.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Oh bollocks...
Thought I'd got all of them - there was also the picture, the text, the URL.

Bugger. Can't be arsed to change it.

And I WENT LOOKING, in order to do this pic. Happily, I found out that the girl from Lemony Snicket is well past 18! Huzzah!
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Shame you'll never get her.
they're more impressionable with older guys when they're illegal
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Then I just have to use my best chatup lines...
like, "Excuse me, does my hanky smell of chloroform to you?"
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:29, archived)
# i've spent 5 min's googleing
and i have no idea what any of this^ means.

i'm feeling very,very old.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Then go touch up someone very very young.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Don't go out tomorrow
It's going to rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I stay indoors 24/7. Always fooking raining in Scotland!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Ah, Firefox extensions....
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Reposterpuffs
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Arf!
I'm sure The Sun would be happy enough with 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)
# 18? 16 in this country!
So would I! Ha!
(......, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 21:35, archived)