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# You hear that?
That's the sound of a thousand of male b3tards the world over collectively reaching for their cocks to see which way they start with.

I'm an up, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:11, archived)
# seriously, why an up?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:12, archived)
# I'm a down
I'm amazed anyone would start with an up, unless they'd been circumcised
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I did think circumcision would make people start with an up.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:15, archived)
# well I'm off to bed
to sleep, not to test theories, you understand
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Or
wake up with a start.
(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I guess it depends on where you grip
Maybe I'll try down. Who knows, I might like it!

/edit - And I reckon we've now done a pretty good job of scaring off *every single woman* from the board. Gay shift ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:19, archived)