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# Seagulling?
Do you want to be inside the car or outside?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)
# :)
car cupboard

outside

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagulling
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)
# "seagulling"
is discussed in this month's Viz - either as jizzing on someone from a "tree, roof or Status Quo hotel balcony", or in the dogging community, to leave your mess on the windscreen...


/read Viz last night blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I think it can be summarized
as "surprise bukakke"

Damn it! That's why my car's such a mess...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Ooh, different definition.
I heard it as a load of blokes jizzing over your windscreen while you shag in the car...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Stop watching me!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Don't worry mate, you're perfectly safe.
Unless you've got the 4damparty bed in your car... =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)
# See, "surprise bukkake" for me
would be the "Spiderman", where one collects the spooge in the palm of the hand and then flings it at the target's face in the manner of the Marvel superhero's web-slingers.

Seagulling should involve height, or a car windscreen, or some other "seagully" element.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Go web go!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Ah, car windscreen.
www.b3ta.com/board/6746144


Right, now I really must get on with some w*rk. Laters everyone.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)