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[challenge entry] A play on words and events!


Honestly I am no anti-semite! Some of my best friends are jewish. They'll love this one.

From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

(daveymac99, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I'm jewish and I'm offended by this racialist bullying
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)
# You have wonky eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)
# You have hippy hair
and you look like you smell funny
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Seagulling?
Do you want to be inside the car or outside?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)
# :)
car cupboard

outside

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagulling
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)
# "seagulling"
is discussed in this month's Viz - either as jizzing on someone from a "tree, roof or Status Quo hotel balcony", or in the dogging community, to leave your mess on the windscreen...


/read Viz last night blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I think it can be summarized
as "surprise bukakke"

Damn it! That's why my car's such a mess...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Ooh, different definition.
I heard it as a load of blokes jizzing over your windscreen while you shag in the car...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Stop watching me!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Don't worry mate, you're perfectly safe.
Unless you've got the 4damparty bed in your car... =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)
# See, "surprise bukkake" for me
would be the "Spiderman", where one collects the spooge in the palm of the hand and then flings it at the target's face in the manner of the Marvel superhero's web-slingers.

Seagulling should involve height, or a car windscreen, or some other "seagully" element.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Go web go!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Ah, car windscreen.
www.b3ta.com/board/6746144


Right, now I really must get on with some w*rk. Laters everyone.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)
# wonky eyes
(pirateneddy, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)
# That... is quite something.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Judy looks fit these days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
# it's almost, but not quite,
exactly unlike what the Nazi army want.

Woo for you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i think he's got beautiful legs.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)
# pfft
is it time for "operation human shield" again?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Arf!
This is funneh :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)