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# Paint! Hic!

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:02, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:05, archived)
# What does
RIS mean?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:10, archived)
# it means
What does your picture mean?

Is there a cunning pun I'm missing?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:12, archived)
# But why does it
mean that, what does RIS stand for?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:13, archived)
# It refers to a pic
Of a Morrisons sign. the middle "ris" was balnked out leaving "morons".
Some people didn't get the joke and asked "RIS?" and has entered the b3ta lexicon
like a hamtouching trout abseiling through a ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
# You saying
I'm a moron? Cos if you are, you won't be the first last
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)
# pfft
no, I'm the moron, for not realising the blindingly obvious
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:20, archived)
# whit?
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# He/she/it tied
it's fekkin neck in knot rather than...aw fuck it, I'm off for shite :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Gnad!
I thought that was the joke but I wasn't sure. It was a very good joke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
# I repeat::
hic!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)
# When are you going to be 40?
I just turned 32, it's a grand age to be. I'm not look forward to being 40 but I am looking forward to being 50.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:22, archived)
# 19th Feb I will be
officially old :¬( but my willy stopped working properly ages ago..oldness is a cunt (or not, as the case may be!)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:26, archived)