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# you think thats bad?
I just took a chunk out of 'Little James' with some careless razor use.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I really really dread to ask this
but how?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)
# was doing my coin purse
thought to myself "Yeah, good job there", and dropped what I was holding out of the way straight down onto the whirring blades of the razor.

Its like a dotted line.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)
# :o|
whirring blades and genitals are never a good combination
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Lets just say
blades and toggers!

Maybe he was shaving elephant ears
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# At least it doesnt hurt.
I hope its not gonna leave a scar though...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I have to ask
Why do you shave the poor lil fellow?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Well, its nicer for my girlfriend,
it looks better, more hygienic, and apparently it makes it look bigger...

Not that I need that, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Mmmm
I remain unconvinced. Bollocks and blades should not mix.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)
# This is a true thing.
still, it'll be alright for a few months now though.

And its infinitely better than waxing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)