chainsaw the middle out of a car
have a welder weld the two ends back together, then get a decent paint job, and there you go :)
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:52,
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or this
but get it inspected for safety before you drive it
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:55,
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