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# BITE HIS FUCKING NIPPLES OFF BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *gets under the table and puts her pencilcase over her nose and mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:53, archived)
# TEAR HIM A NEW ARSEHOLE BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Why?
Are you pretending it's someones ladyparts, and pretending like your licking up and down her sodden slit?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Ladyparts aren't usually this big
You've been sniffing around those Dumfries 'girls' again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)
# SEXT TIEMS!!!!111oneandahalf"!2
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I actually feel physically sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)
# You're talking about your salty cock sick aren't you?
I have a friend, who will shag absolutely anyone. Me and another mate have bet him 50 quid to get off with the one on the left. He's up for it, but they haven't been in the pub for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)
# The one on the right looks like a rotting pig caught in a fisherman's trawlernet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)
# The Duke made a lovely series of them dressed as
strange fisherpeople with tattoos and a pipe
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Oh man
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Did you not see happytoast's one
where the one on the left chomped off the head of the one on the right?

And then there was this....

(Contains moobs)
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/SEXY4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahah
christ almighty

That is so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)
# that was my own seamless effort
I wank over that every night pretending that I actually touched her.

I've found happytoasts post, but the images aren't there anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:16, archived)
# 10 times a laaayyyyyydyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)
# They're just bags of flesh with heads.
Big economy bags at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)
# have.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)
# daddy?
(pdjpdj, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I've never seen a fruit machine look so scared!
EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:15, archived)
# It looks like it's dry humping her
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I'd imagine
That's the best offer she's had!

And it was only a pound for four goes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Jeebus, I feel violated and not in a good way
(Darth Penders, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:17, archived)