There was some hilariouspress coverage about Jack and Jills a few years back, I saw a TV programme once saying if you took one, you'd die straight away!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 14:16,
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A friend at college'scomment on Leah Betts:
"She was a wuss, all she had was one [insert name of pill here]!"
("She was a wuss, all she had was one [insert name of pill here]!"
Ijon Tichy,
Fri 17 Jan 2003, 14:26,
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