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# My ex looked, acted and sort of sounded like Jay.
That's attractive when you're 15.

Now I realise it's all about the Silent Bob.

I used to get excited by Onslo's cap in Keeping Up Appearances, as it's got my initials on. Sad, huh?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)
# yup.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)
# And they're also on the little ground covers for fire hydrants.
But that'll all change when we get married, because then my initials will spell the French word for fire.

Oh yeah.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:51, archived)
# you're marrying the European Union?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Well I'm already FE
But then my surname shall begin wuth a U.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)
# aren't you going to hyphanate?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)
# and be FEHU?
Naaaaah. Mrs Uren's good enough for me.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)
# hyphenate
FEH-U

sounds like a death metal lyric
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I fancy Onslow's wife
I don't know why
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)
# shes a hot dirty milf
whats not to like?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Jays funny
silent bob is just fantastic!! :o)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)