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# My mate had a pet crab
But he wasn't sure what it ate.

So he tried lots of things. That's how I'm one of the few people who knows that crabs don't like fish fingers, regardless of how many times they're poked in the face with one.

Poor crab. I think he went back to the shop in the end.

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# Best story ever!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# that^
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# the other^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Poor Mr Crab.
not Mr Krabbs, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# arr! me first dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)