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# yo pops, can i have some dosh to go out tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Sure - here's a chisel and a holesaw, the shop's open.
Go and make yourself as much as you want.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ouch!
Splinters!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Here - I made some protective gloves* earlier, try them.



*They're made of wood too, so no fwapping while you're wearing them...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *fwaps*
*friction causes fire*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:01, archived)
# *makes another copy*
Err, how much "bigger" do you want to be this time?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)
# 7 or 8 times please pops.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *makes new model with 6-inch penis*
There you go: 8 times bigger.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Ooooh
Splinters
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)