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# yay for uranium!
TJ: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6383035.stm

2 things: 'Medication inaccuracies account for 40,000 lives each year'
Really? Wouldn't we have heard about them by now?

and the picture halfway down the page appears to have Harold Shipman in it!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I find that easy to believe, to be honest
pharmacies sometimes make "slight errors"

doctors sometimes make "slight errors"

put the two together at once and you are "slightly dead"

fun :D

edit: oh and as slight errors go, that tablet will be running windows
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:56, archived)
# surely we'll all die
"sorry Mr Smith I have the blue screen of death, what are you in for again?"

[Mr Smith is in a Coma]

"oh not willing to talk, Patient is refusing treatment Nurse free up this bed"
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)
# *presses eject button*
"NEXT!"
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)
# And Lisa Tarbuck...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)