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# 'ning a ling a ning nong all


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(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:29, archived)
# real life's just not like the cartoons is it?
hold on...this IS a cartoon!

edit: oops i forgot to woo

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)
# *twats you across the head with a hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:31, archived)
# the guy on the right has eyebrows instead of eyes. FACT!

and woo q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:35, archived)
# eyebrows on top of eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Weetabix eyebrows!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)
# They're slots
for inserting extra biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)
# 'Ning Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:38, archived)
# 'ning a ling
How the devil?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I think the Dave's Hawt
what? aww come on, if it's alright to fancy squirrels with tits...then.. guys? guys? *tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I love you too big guy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Ah
You're not too bad either :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:42, archived)
# *doesn't make eye contact*
*quickly turns away and sips tea*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:46, archived)
# *extends long straw over shoulder and steals tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:47, archived)
# you're nakedness was too.... ermmm.... cryptic for me.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:47, archived)
# there was nakedness?
when what did i miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Full frontal tackle-out nudity
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)
# did you hit a high number then?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:50, archived)
# well, a round number - 12,000
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:51, archived)
# congratulations
*secretly glassco.cx's*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Hurrah! Thanks :)
Now you have something to keep you busy at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Double U Tee Eff mate
is it supposed to be magic eye or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)
# It's a higher tech version of those slidy square puzzles
except a few squares I've also flipped over to make it "harder"

I actually did try the magic eye thing but it didn't work very well at all
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Did you have a cryptic thrill?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)
# ): no i'm too thick for that
i like it plain and obscene.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Well I did notice 3 unscrambled squares that I'd missed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:57, archived)
# *goes back to re-examine image*
nah, my eyes are too shit for this kind of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:04, archived)
# *Sends picture of willy*
not as hard to see but you may need a telescope

backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:06, archived)
# *hacks into Hubble Space Telescope and points it at your bedroom window*
backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)
# no need for photos
that's what webcams are for
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
uhuh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)
# *growls*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)
# SHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Yahoo C2C?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)
# No its MSN
and no
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Aww you big tease :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)
# he's no tease for me (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6888355
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Bitch
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:26, archived)
# i might be able to persuade him to have a threesome
but you'd owe me
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Nothing/one is going in my bum though
and you'll have to buy all my drinks and weed
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:33, archived)
# oooo
*spazzes back*

*is dissapointed*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)
# i'm with you, dix...
the dave is far sexier than any squirrel, tits or no.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:49, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:51, archived)
# wot no reacharound?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:53, archived)
# I already have both my hands on it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:56, archived)
# hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)
# hello the dave
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:41, archived)
# hello the Brian
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:43, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Yay for subtle technical deficiencies in nuclear related cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:04, archived)
# doesn't make for much of a franchise does it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)
# hahah i'm sending that to my chemistry major friends
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:26, archived)
# yay
Hope I got the explosion colour right then

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)
# yay for uranium!
TJ: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6383035.stm

2 things: "Medication inaccuracies account for 40,000 lives each year"
Really? Wouldn't we have heard about them by now?

and the picture halfway down the page appears to have Harold Shipman in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I find that easy to believe, to be honest
pharmacies sometimes make "slight errors"

doctors sometimes make "slight errors"

put the two together at once and you are "slightly dead"

fun :D

edit: oh and as slight errors go, that tablet will be running windows
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 17:56, archived)
# surely we'll all die
"sorry Mr Smith I have the blue screen of death, what are you in for again?"

[Mr Smith is in a Coma]

"oh not willing to talk, Patient is refusing treatment Nurse free up this bed"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)
# *presses eject button*
"NEXT!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)
# And Lisa Tarbuck...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)
# I find your name very ironic
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)
# How is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)
#
iron erot
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)