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[challenge entry] Did you hear about the fortune teller who left his hand down his wife's knickers?


*runs, again*

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(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)
# oh god i wish i didnt understand this.
oh god. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)
# but if he was a fortune teller,
why would he have to get his fortune read?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Perhaps it's like licking an anus*,
you can't do your own, you have to get someone else.

*has idea for compo entry involving pp3 battery
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)