How about
20 volume hydrogen peroxide - should stain their clothes niceley and shouldn't do too much damage if it goes in the eyes. Probably.
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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now,
Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:27,
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I'd pay to see
that
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:06,
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Me first
me first...
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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:09,
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