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Who's the white private dick who was recently set up on a string of disasterous blind dates by someone in his book club?
SHAFT!
Who is the man who would risk his neck for a parking space?
SHAFT!
Who's the cat that won't cop out but he'll probably apologise even though it wasn't his fault?
SHAFT!
He's a complicated man but he y'know just gets on with things.
IAN SHAFT!!
(Replace Isaac Hayes' voice with Chris Martin from Coldplay.)
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( , Thu 1 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

I can picture the theme tune now.. a kind of whiney Coldplay/David Gray number
EDIT: This film would have to feature Hugh Grant at some point as well
Woo!
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 16:40,
archived)
EDIT: This film would have to feature Hugh Grant at some point as well
Woo!

Can play the Moses Gunn part. It was the part he was born to play.
regardez:
www.westbeth.org/gunn/gunn.jpg
images.askmen.com/men/entertainment_100/pictures_100/hugh_grant/hugh_grant_150.jpg
Seperated at birth?