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[challenge entry] WHITESPLOITATION


Who's the white private dick who was recently set up on a string of disasterous blind dates by someone in his book club?

SHAFT!

Who is the man who would risk his neck for a parking space?

SHAFT!

Who's the cat that won't cop out but he'll probably apologise even though it wasn't his fault?

SHAFT!

He's a complicated man but he y'know just gets on with things.

IAN SHAFT!!

(Replace Isaac Hayes' voice with Chris Martin from Coldplay.)

From the The Black And White Challenge challenge. See all 370 entries (closed)

(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
I can picture the theme tune now.. a kind of whiney Coldplay/David Gray number

EDIT: This film would have to feature Hugh Grant at some point as well

Woo!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Hugh Grant

Can play the Moses Gunn part. It was the part he was born to play.

regardez:

www.westbeth.org/gunn/gunn.jpg

images.askmen.com/men/entertainment_100/pictures_100/hugh_grant/hugh_grant_150.jpg

Seperated at birth?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)