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# pfft
i'm thinking of natalie portman in V now.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# mmmmm
Portman
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Portman yes
Baldy slap 'ead Portman, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# i didn't think i would.
but i would
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I don't get that at all
It's just a haircut. When I came out of V at the cinema some crappy cable TV show wanted me to review the movie for them and then asked me lots of questions about femininity - as if the only thing that makes a person feminine is the length of their hair. Personally I'd jump at the chance to ruin her regardless of how much hair she's got on her head, or any other part of her body for that matter.

[edit] I think they cut that bit out of the broadcasted version
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# she was good in Leon
phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# she could watch Transformers with me any time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
'ruin her' made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Oh
Don't get me wrong. Short hair, long hair, it's all fine. I just don't want to be reminded of Patrick Stewart when I'm having a snog.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)
# why?
is he a bad kisser?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# He
just doesn't get my bongle on
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I guess not
but I'd never rule anything out
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Well
fair play, if a slap 'ead Portman came up and offered me a snog, I'd probably say yes.

I'd feel dirty afterwards though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)