MY LEFT PINKY FINGER IS AS THICK AS A MAN'S FOREARM.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:49,
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BY WHICH I MEAN PENIS. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:52,
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I HAVE RECENTLY WORKED FOR A MINING COMPANY AS THEIR NEW DRILLING SYSTEM. ALL I NEEDED WAS MY PINKIES - I STRUCK DIAMOND.WE FOUND THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DIAMOND AND AS THEY PUT IT ON DISPLAY, I SMASHED IT WITH A SHARP PINKIE-JAB, JUST TO PROVE A POINT.
THAT'S HOW WE ROLL
(THAT'S HOW WE ROLL
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:52,
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MY BLOOD PRESSURE JUST WENT UP FROM READING THIS. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:57,
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MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS SO HIGH THAT WHEN I GET A NOSE BLEED I CAN USE IT TO SPRAY GRAFFITI OFF WALLS. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:02,
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NOT THAT I'D ACTUALLY DO IT, OF COURSE, BECAUSE GRAFFITI IS FREAKING AWESOME. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:12,
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