hahaha!
you couldn't make this sort of thing up.
why not just issue them all with sploding phones,
it's a bit messy but far more cost effective.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:44,
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I saw that idea in action in a documentary
"Running man", was very effective
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:45,
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Motion passed
exploding devices for illegal immigrants
Free t-shirts for everyone else
yay
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:49,
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