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# and another....

Reid Story




(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# haha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# guess the answer, win the woo!
add the numbers

6 x 7 divided by twelve
+ 120 minus 4 plus fourteen =
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# y'see it took a while to get the hidden numbers in those things...
every 'i' = 1
every 'iv' = 4
and so on
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# but shirley the "ivi" in divided could be
i, v, i = 1+5+1 or
iv + i = 4+1 or
i + vi = 1+6

so basically 5 or 7
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# or 'all of the above'
i = 1
iv = 4
v = 5
vi = 6
i = 1

equals 17 in total...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# yup
and if you plump for one
they'll make the answer the other
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# What if you texted in an equation so awesome
that no matter what they changed the values to mean, you'd be correct
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# then you'd probably be in a science lab doing cool stuff
and not watching ITV4 in the middle of the night
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# X = A + B + C
Where A, B and C are the provided values

*Wins Nobel peace prize*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# then you would rule the world
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# come on Pinky
we have work to do
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# ALso the x between 6 and 7 is a 10
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I'm sure there must be a way to beat them through the legal system
OFCOM or whatnot
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# 133.5
?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# 

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(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# nicely done sir
I was going to do one that said

Congratulations, you've won a free Holiday

trouble is, they'll just throw the phone away or buy another dodgy sim card
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
Mr Humphreys abusing Grade on Today today was most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# He missed off "Stealing our women"
in his list of nasty things foreign types do
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha!
you couldn't make this sort of thing up.
why not just issue them all with sploding phones,
it's a bit messy but far more cost effective.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I saw that idea in action in a documentary
"Running man", was very effective
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# even better, it's proven technology.
can't fail.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Motion passed
exploding devices for illegal immigrants

Free t-shirts for everyone else

yay
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Switzerland, 1939:
"We are now throwing out more asylum seekers - failed asylum seekers - than ever before."

Woo your pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hehehehehe
that's the piece of the article that made me smile, realising he had to correct himself :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# noticed that too
but it's rather surprising* how they can get away with this sort of things.


*disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# ARf!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!!!!!!!
Noon sir how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Not so bad thanks fella, hope the same can be said for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# ashally
when i went to germany last year, dangerously close to the world cup, as soon as i landed and turned my mobile on, a text arrived telling me how to contact the british embassy should i need them!

talk about expecting the worst...
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Nicely.
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Dear Mr. teh Architect
I represent EMAP Publishing.
I have currently run off with your image to the Canary Islands, which was this weeks winning prize.

Thank you

A. Cnut
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Come on then, fess up...
is that your hand in a glove so you look "foreign"...?!

(+woo)

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha, no, no its isn't :)
it was a google search for mobile phone+text message
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)