You're a right bless.
I shall send you cake. If you put it under your pillow, you'll dream of your future husband.
and I just know you'll love that, you pretty little flowerbud.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17,
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If I put cake under my pillow
I'll wake Mrs Toast by eating it in the middle of the night and dropping crumbs in the bed
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:19,
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I'll send two bits
Then when she wakes up in a mood, you can just fill her mouth with cake before she shouts at you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:24,
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