haha
I'm near Urmston, check this out:

They're piled up an inch high between the window box and the window.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer,
Sun 18 Mar 2007, 18:20,
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You have a robotic otter guarding your front gate.
Wicked!
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Sun 18 Mar 2007, 18:26,
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ROBOTTER!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 18 Mar 2007, 18:38,
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