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# With no eyes.. You have no problem laying down biblically with this enchanting creature...
I Like your style Pops...

*Removes own Button eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# No, that's not what I meant!
Son, your eyes! I took ages sewing them on...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *Bumps comically into wall*
*Sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *sews on new buttons*
Now, they're a bit crossed, but you'll get used to them.

You tell me if your brother laughs at you.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *Rubs New eyes*
Oooh X Ray Vision and Lasers...
Thanks Papa...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah, but they're very very very low-powered lasers.
You might be able to singe an ant if you're lucky.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *burns a slow Magnifying Glass style hole in own Hand*
Papa!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Hmm, maybe they're more powerful than I thought.
*adjusts*

There, now you won't be able to hurt yourself. Now, this is going to sting a bit.

*chops hand off with axe*

I'll get it fixed and back to you in a while.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)