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# and he shits the bed
Morrrrrnin' all
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:45, archived)
# who doesn't?

morning
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:46, archived)
# not me
since I had a bit of an arse/sewing machine accident.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:50, archived)
# cross stitch or
broken?

/sewing geek
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Sowing?
Are you a farmer or something?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Sowing
is the act of helping a pig give birth to piglets.

As it were.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Isn't that
beastiality?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)
# which one hurts the most?
It'll be that one.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Take a scan of it
& I'll tell you...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)
# I'll ask my wife
It was her fault.

But thanks all the same
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)
# You see this here?
---> <---

That gap represents enough information. Your message represents more information that is necessary.

Ewwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)
# that's the kind of thing
that probably works better in 3d-space
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:04, archived)
# I
don't
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:52, archived)
# I'll get my coat then...



;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)
# mornin' geeze
did anyone have hassles with the trains yesterday?
I was off work with the shits, so i didn't risk soiling myself on the train.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Mine to Victoria were fine
the tubes were kinda screwy though
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)
# i hate that
so sticky
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:47, archived)
# hey
nice meercats by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:51, archived)
# I bet
you say that to all the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:52, archived)
# ha!
It's true.

Often followed by "would you like to stroke my prairie dog?"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Need... more... sleep
My brain just parsed that as "would you like to smoke my prairie dog?"

/me wanders off in search of caffeine. No I'm not going to make anybody else one.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)
# cheers
im trying to break my hummus drought
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)