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# Pastafarian?
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)
# nah
I just don't care ^_^

what is, is

Tho I'm sure his noodlyness knows the truth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Of course he does
best of all deities.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)
# fancy founding deagostinism?
easy beliefs, icons of worship and holy text already set up
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:14, archived)
# plus all the horses you could love
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Interspecies Erotica?
Count me in!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# yay!
all we need now is to convince everyone else to believe this shite and give us their money

and we've cracked it!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# just recuit at collages and unis
and in the suburbs
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:31, archived)
# I'll get an army of volunteers
it'll be great :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:33, archived)
# i suggest
catherine the great as our first saint
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)
# sounds good
we also need a pointless symbol

can't have an illogical and ultimately meaningless system of belief without some kind of pointless symbol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:39, archived)
# pffft
the variety of tunes are a bit limited when singing and smiting the infidel.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# and for today's service, we will be singing from hymn number...
1
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Shit
I thought that was a countdown then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:36, archived)
# thank catherine for that!
numbers are hard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:39, archived)
#
795
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:42, archived)