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# True
I also know a Ukranian guy who was one of the people who travelled with Gorbachev carrying that briefcase.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# My mom's cousin
was the marine who carried the one for Clinton.

They call it the football.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Why?
Surely it's not very aerodynamic and probably won't take to kindly to being punted 50 yards up a field.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# cos they're American
and everything has to have a sport reference.

The guy with the briefcase is call-signed the quarterback...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)
# They have a habit...
...of using the name 'Football' for things that obviously are not Football.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Is he part
of some sort of refund scheme?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# bitchpapa...
...can speak fluent Ukranian.

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)