pffftI saw an elephant's knob once when I was in Sri Lanka, they tickled it's tummy and this fucking huge thing thumped down onto the ground.
I think I'll feel inadequate for the rest of my life..
(I think I'll feel inadequate for the rest of my life..
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40,
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whatever for?most human women don't have big gapey elephant twats
and if one did, i wouldn't want a go on her
(and if one did, i wouldn't want a go on her
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42,
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*bets you would, for the novelty*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:43,
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but i'd have to use my leg mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:44,
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Exactly.Novelty factor: fucking sky high.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45,
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youclearly haven't been to Essex
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45,
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i live in essexat least, until the end of summer
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46,
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really?well you can't have noticed the tribe of elephant women who live there then :)
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50,
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Jordan
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46,
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haha'like opening a window and fucking the night'
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48,
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i will...as a woman
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42,
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How did you make the elephant laugh then cry?I told him I had a bigger knob.
Then I proved it.
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Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42,
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Then I proved it.
that's rape Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48,
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