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# Why
is it called the nuptial pad?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:14, archived)
# Wifey... being a wife,
did you not automatically develop one, on your wedding day? You mean...you have no nuptial pad? but...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:23, archived)
# Umm...Er
Oh dear. I didn't know I needed one...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:31, archived)
# ohhhhhhh, Wifey, Wifey, Wifey...
women of a certain age always need a nuptual pad. Did you GO to school?
Thank the lord Crab bloke found you a nice pole. I'd use that if i were you... ok?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:40, archived)
# I went
to Glenlola Collegiate scool for young ladies... They never mentioned anything about nuptial pads...
I'll ask Mr Nicey to help me sort it out..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:49, archived)