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# I'll forgive you this once
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# The book
hasn't arrived

Are you Nigerian?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)
# give it a week, have they said they've printed yet?
and no, not when I last checked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I wasn't being serious :)
"Please note that Lulu's manufacturing process precedes shipping. Printed items will ship 3-5 business days after your order, with the exception of hardcover books, which will ship 10-15 business days after your order. Orders of more than 25 may take from 6-8 business days. We will notify you again by e-mail once your order has shipped."

Whipped out the card on Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I met a Nigerian girl at a party on Friday.
A really nice girl, but I was drunk and all I could think of to say was 'I went to school with a Nigerian family called Akinpelu. The girl in my year, Islamiat had tribal scars, but she was murdered on summer holidays.'

Apparently the Akinpelu's come from the same part of Nigeria as this girl and she knew of them. I didn't get the impression that she was impressed by my anecdote at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)