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[challenge entry] bindun Shirley?

From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)
# is he wanking?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
# erm
i dont think so
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)
# oh dear:P
Sorry TJ! People of teh internetz rise up and rebel! The evils Mark of the Spencer sells 9 different sorts of ready meal potatoes but bugger all pies!!!

EVIL!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)
# But their salads are splendid!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Pie fhoppef are for pief
Markf and Fpencer are forre pofh ftuffe.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)
# the 's's at the beginning of words were 's's
it was only the 's's in the middle of words that became 'f's
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)
# If that a fact?
I muft remember that for future reference.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
# yup
and the 'f's weren't originally 'f's but more like 'f's without the crossbar thing
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# and a little tail
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# 1) I live in Kensington it's blood expensive
2) Somerfield is close by but I live in a tourist are so they rip people off and charge the same price as M&S so I might as well go for quality.
3) I don't talk to the working class, sod off or my butler will have to beat you!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Blimey
They must do pies, I'm sure I've seen big pies at M&S. My mum used to work there, minced beef pie was a staple of my youth. Perhaps pies aren't popular in Kensington, then?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# well they do say the upper crust live here:P
JEEEEEEVES!!! Manhandle this young ruffian!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Oo Jeeves!
Can I ask him a question?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I'm sorry
He doesn't speak peasant.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)
# make your own pie
fry off some onions, some cubed braising steak, add chopped carrots and half a can of guinness
simmer, then put into pie case
brush a beaten egg over the top
and wang it in the oven till cooked
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I actually spent a year at catering collage:P
I can boil cook toast I'll have you know!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# catering collage?
where they make a big picture using food and stuff?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Why do you think they call it
Potatoshop?:P
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# they dont seem to have pies in germany
:(

and I resent your TJing without at least a backrub.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I've only got a microwave grill thingy
fucking rubbish.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hmmmm
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Further proof,
if twere needed, that Germany is JUST PLAIN WRONG.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# no no no
beer and kebabs are way better here than in britain.

FACT
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# i thought germany was the land of fizzy piss
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)
# ^this^
silly dbroon, lager is not beer!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
no lager hier lots of lovely local varieties, not so much of the big labels here. not seen any stella, heineken or tennent's since i got here.

yay

Edit: lots of "heres" in the above message, sorry.

My point is, german beer is not "lager".
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# there's one hier too:P
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *downs a bottle of dog*
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)
# you should get out of your country more
the fizzy piss you get in britain claiming to be german beer, is only there because people like drinking fizzy piss in britain.

*calms down*
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)
# i don't like fizzy piss
hence the question :)
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)
# neither do i
hence my outrage :)
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *goads further*
I have been to Germany and drunk German beer. It was yellow. And fizzy. Admitedly it was quite nice really, as are many lagers throughout the world. I have actually been thinking recently about upping sticks to a far-flung lager-land.

But proper flat brown British beer FTW!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# you would have been drinking pils
which is like lager but much tastier.

there are many other types of beer that are not like lager over here, that are also flat and brown.

*spanks*
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *squeals*
That's cheating!*


*do it again! ;)

(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Well now I understand why they wanted to invade other countries!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# asda, for all their crimes,
can at least be depended on to supply pies
even selling meat & potato ones deep down south, which is virtually unheard of otherwise
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# right
fuck you all, I'm going for lunch before I die weeping
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Yeah but they are owned by the corporate Satan: Walmart.
So they don't count.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# ...
Must resist... quoting... the obvious...
(, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)