It's not Sunday yet but have an RP

Please submit any vaguely plausible explanations as to why Bromley Council thought this sign was remotely necessary on a postcard.
And then send me a lens cleaner for my mobile
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 22:46,
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it's not on a postcard, it's on your phone
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 22:52,
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*fails to see that coming*
*is run down by number 261 bus*
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 22:53,
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better than getting on it
lewisham is a scary place
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oncedaily,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 23:19,
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Lewisham isn't that scary
It has a Nandos and everything
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!,
Sun 29 Apr 2007, 0:16,
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