That is woo,
but it scared the face of this young lady:

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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -,
Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:32,
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nothing a paper bag couldn't solve
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:39,
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bugger me!
That's a double bagger* if ever I saw one
*you have to place a bag over your own head in case hers falls off.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:41,
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You forgot bag three
For the vomit!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 29 Apr 2007, 15:47,
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