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# Since it's Burns night tomorrow, his finest work:
Cock up your Beaver

When first my brave Johnny lad
came to this town,
He had a blue bonnet
that wanted a crown
But now he has gotten
a hat and a feather
Hey, brave Johnny lad
cock up your beaver!

Cock up your beaver
and cock it fu' sprush
We'll over the border
and gie them a brush
There's somebody there
we'll teach better behaviour
Hey, brave Johnny lad
cock up your beaver!

(beaver being a hat, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Stick
your cock up a hat? That's perverted... :)

edit: I was only joking!! Not mocking the scottish! My possible future girlyfriend is from the land of scots.... I meant nothing by it sir, please!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# We don't really call hats beavers.
Well not often.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# hooray for Burns
I shall be flourishing my skean dhu tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)